I'm Ian, an undead mad scientist of sorts and you're on MY website! Everything you have heard about me is true. Do not take anything I say or do seriously. Take everything I say and do 100% seriously. Shove as many spider egg sacs as you can fit up your orifice of choice and wait for a fun surprise.
Sorry if you miss the old site layout. I've simplified things and hidden most pages.
Peruse these pages, perhaps: