This is a page for whatever else I don't consider important enough to stick in the main sections... And for less structured ramblings... I just really like this band... The C.O.G.'s 30th anniversary is coming up as I'm writing this! Building all this lore and all these silly characters for this goofy mad scientist band for 30 years is just really cool and think it doesn't get enough appreciation. (Hey, if my shrine is the only one, it's automatically the best one!)

If this has sparked your interest in this band, awesome! If you just thought it was interesting to read through, also awesome!

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The Many Deaths of Dr. Pinkerton are listed on the secret page of the C.O.G.'s web site, but I noticed it is not all of Pinkerton's deaths. I've added as many extra deaths as I can find, this may not be all the times he has died. I've listed all Escape From the Secret Lab deaths as the same because I just do not have the time to go through 75+ episodes and specify the cause.

04/29/1996 - Skeletonized by The Evil One
05/23/1998 - Blown up by Secret Lab self-destruct mechanism
08/21/2000 - Stranded in Hell by Filbert
11/11/2000 - Dissected by Drumbot
02/16/2001 - Killed by re-animated zombie band
10/05/2001 - Turned into a toad by the demon Belial and then stepped on by Dr. A Pentatonic
08/19/2003 - Stepped on by the C.O.G. Robotic Android Prototype
10/31/2003 - Squished by giant Pillsbury Dough Boy
05/07/2005 - Power overload in Hypnotronic Helmet; head explodes
05/11/2007 - Shocked to death by angry fairy
03/07/2008 - Brain exploded after Dr. Momus A. Morgus deactivated protective force field
03/13/2009 - Dragged off and killed by Jason Voorhees
05/09/2009 - Clobbered to death by his own colleagues
10/16/2009 - Bludgeoned to death by angry extraterrestrial
12/12/2009 - Killed by premature release of Filbertitis virus
01/10/2010 - Brain eaten by a zombie
04/13/2012 - Electrocuted by Dr. Morgus via cel phone
07/07/2012 - Executed by Communist terrorists
06/29/2013 - Exterminated by Daleks
08/05/2016 - Ran over by Think Tank
06/11/2016 - 'Deleted' by Cybermen
07/24/2017 - 3D printed and came out tiny; then accidentally stepped on by Dr. Z
05/04/2018 - Run through with a drumstick by Drumbot 2.0
03/27/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/03/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/10/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/10/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/24/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/01/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/08/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/15/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/22/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/29/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
06/12/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
06/19/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
07/03/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
07/17/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
07/24/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
07/31/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
08/07/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
08/14/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
08/21/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
09/04/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
09/11/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
09/18/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
09/25/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/02/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/09/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/16/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/23/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/30/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
11/06/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
11/20/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
11/27/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
12/27/2020 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
01/31/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
02/07/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
02/14/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
02/21/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
02/28/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
03/07/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
03/14/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
03/21/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
03/28/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/04/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/11/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/18/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/02/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/09/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/30/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
06/06/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
06/13/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
06/20/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
07/02/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/24/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
11/07/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
11/21/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
12/05/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
12/12/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
12/19/2021 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
01/09/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
01/23/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
02/06/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
02/20/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
03/20/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/03/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
04/17/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/15/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/29/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
06/12/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
05/29/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
06/12/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
07/10/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
07/24/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
08/07/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
08/21/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
09/04/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
09/18/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/07/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
12/10/2022 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
03/26/2023 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
09/10/2023 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
10/22/2023 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
11/26/2023 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning
12/17/2023 - Escape From the Secret Lab death due to the band winning

TOTAL: 105