Around 2005-2007, there was going to be a show made, COG TV, but that never seemed to work out. However, three episodes did end up being made!

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EPISODE 1

A Strange Case of Horn Zombies - "The Consortium of Genius' efforts to take over guest band Egg Yolk Jubilee's concert hall to broadcast their worldwide brain-dominating transmission results in the accidental creation of horn-zombies! Pinkerton succeeds in his quest, only to be killed by the overload of brain power. Featured C.O.G. songs: "Funky Fresh", "It's Morally Wrong"."

You can watch the pilot here in three parts!

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EPISODE 2 (NOT AVAILABLE)

Attack of the C.O.G.- Clones - "Filbert's new cloning machine produces copies of the C.O.G. that are improvements on their own counterparts, and potentially dangerous enough to actually conquer the world! Pinkerton and company must find their weakness before falling prey to their own clones. Featured C.O.G. song: "Android Woman"."

This episode was never finished, unfortunately. However, you can see the "Android Woman" video here!

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EPISODE 3

How NOT to Destroy the World - "Pinkerton dispatches members of The Consortium of Genius to the four corners of the earth in an effort to split the world in half, despite the sleuthing efforts of guest band Fatter Than Albert and a fairy out for revenge. Pinkerton succeeds in cracking apart the world, unleashing a demon-saurus so vile that the C.O.G. must team up with Fatter Than Albert to stop it. Pinkerton is then killed by an avenging fairy, played by world-music songstress Beth Patterson. Featured C.O.G. songs: "March of the Skaletons", "Die Blarney Die"."

You can watch this episode here!

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EPISODE 4

Rock City Morgus - "Dr. Pinkerton zeroes in on the exact frequency of bad cinema. After an unsuccessful attempt to test this on his own colleagues, C.O.G. kidnaps the lead singer of the guest band Rock City Morgue as a test subject. However, Morgus the Magnificent is bent on putting a stop to Pinkerton's evil plans. Featured C.O.G. songs: "Destroy Old Things", "LoBoToMy"."

You can watch this episode here!