Undead male last seen somewhere in Atlantic Canada. Date of death unknown, most recently revivified in the mid 2000s.- Homicidal urges mostly suppressed.
- Cannibalistic urges... kind of suppressed.*
- His glasses are modified with hypnotic technology. Dumber/more gullible victims can be completely controlled with ease, while it may take more to persuade those of similar intelligence to do his bidding.
- Being undead, he can take a lot of physical trauma; Like opening a gash on his stomach to spill out his organs for fun! Yeowch!
Last time he was spotted, we asked him some incredibly boring generic questions.
NAME: Dr. I. Spyral (Pronounced "Spiral")
FAVOURITE ANIMAL: Lions! But I've also loved honey badgers and peregrine falcons since I was a kid.
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Teal and most kinds of green. Anyway... Why don'tcha come over to the other room?
UHH, OOKAYY... Greeaaaat... So professional-like in the lab, y'know? Much more intimate here. Now lay down right here.
UH-HUHHHH....You might feel a little sting. Don't worry. This'll only hurt
Interviewer has not been found after this.